Freedom

"We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want. We hammer wood for a house,but it is the inner space that makes it livable. We work with being, but non-being is what we use."

This is part of the shout out ng aking friend sa kanyang Facebook. As I am contemplating on this saying which was popularized by Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching. I can hardly believe that this is the exact thing that happened to me. I wanted to connect this to my various relationships whom we considered as marjories. As I said in my previous blogs, I wanted to share my experiences on the different Tuna Catch.

Tunas are priced catch of the ocean. They come in different species such as blue marlin, skip jack, red eye and many more. Each specie has a different purpose for different occasions. For the purpose of this allegory, I just would like to focus it on a certain specie of Tuna which is called Yellow Fin. This is the most expensive kind, priced in the market for up to 75 USD a kilo. When it lands on your plate as a Sushi such as a California Maki or Tuna Negra, It will cost you around 35-200 USD depending on the kind of restaurant that serves it. In San Francisco, my fav sushi bar is located at Japantown but my exboyfriend would usually bring me to his favorite restaurant at Sutter St. called Sankaru.

Sankaru is where the whose who of the Tuna's go in the bay area, specially in downtown San Francisco. both edible and non edible Tuna of any kind flock there together. This is where you can also find the best of its kind, the Yellow Fins. Edible tuna's are those that you can only eat but those that are not edible are the kind where they take your breath away.

I have a chance to befriend some of them in a more intimate behaviour. Yellow Fin Tuna's are rich and famous. The adjectives that labels them are either both or either or of the latter description. Of all the Marjories, Tuna's are considered to be a trophy but sad to say that this kinds of trophy's are not for public consumption with your name along side theirs, worse if you form a relationship with them, don't expect that you will be elated by stories as if you are meant for one another because you will not and will never be.

Do you know that eating too much tuna's would cause your uric acid to shoot up? If you have a very high uric, these would cause you a lot of pain in the nerve. the most common cause of athritis, gout and various nerve diseases can be attributed to high uric acid in the system and tuna' is one of the culprit of them all.

Just like in any Tuna relationship, its hard to get into one specially when your tuna is a Yellow Fin. As much as you enjoy the perks, you are also denying yourself of a basic right which is to be happy and gay. Yellow fins hides everything. Their affection and verbal communications are usually in an undertone, screaming in a falseto called silence. They cannot say that they want this and that and yet most of the time when you are into their guessing game routines, they'd rather wanted your guessing and liking it all the time.

Most of the yellow fins are professional. They come from the business sector. They are politicians and statesmen. Some of them are lawyers, doctors, engineers just to name a few. They usually hold high offices in the public or private practice. They have charm and guts that cannot be bought. If you may, you will buy it with a price. Yellow Fins regarded themselves as priceless. They may like you or even love you but they cannot fight for you to let you come openly into their world. Unless the Yellow Fin will break his sand castle and ice caged and announce to the public that he is gay and taken . . . by you.

Sabi nga ni Lao Tzu, we work with being but it is with the non-being that we use in our daily life. If we will just follow the teachings of Lao Tzu, we should avoid this kind of people because they will just hurt you in the end. Just like a tuna, over dozing with them will give you gout and athrities. As much as you enjoy every moment of it. The secret affair. The hiding. The denials and the double life of this fish will surely degrade you in the end.

But what can you do if you fall in love with the Yellow Fin? Such thing happened to me and these are my learnings:

1. Don't be too much of a gaga over him. Meaning huwag mo syang isipin sa araw araw na ginawa ng Diyos, hwag sya ng sya na lang kasi hindi ka rin iniisip noon.
   
2. Be on a battle gear. Always come prepared. Yellow Fins love to be challenged on anything. They like intellectual discourses, they want challenges and victories. So bring a bunch of your stuff and flaunt it out.
3. Don't beg. ayaw ng mga Yellow Fin sa mga ulila at poorlilet. You may not be rich and wealthy but you can always appear decent and innocent.
   
4. Always come fresh and meaningful. Gusto nilang may bago. May good news. Ayaw ng mga Yellow Fins ng lumang kanin, they want to dine it out secretly but Al Fresco.
   
5. Be the subordinate. Yellow Fins have superiority complex. They want to take the lead even if they cannot. So play the game because in the end, you win.
   
6. Always walk away. If you fall in love, just walk away and regain yourself. Yellow Fins are hard as a rock. They may love you but they will not let you know. Malalaman mo na lang kasi minsan they tend to give you material things in the form of a reward, professional fee or talent fees. Lahat ng bigay and gift nila, may structural description iyon but if you let yourself get into it. Its one way of them saying that they love you too!
   
7. Always on a look out. Yellow Fins would want you because they want something too. So if they give you something, they give you dahil may kapalit iyon. Huwag ka ng mag ilusyon na martyr sila dahil sa larangang ito, ikaw ang martyr.
   
8. Remember the cues. Yellow Fins love to waggle their tail. Sometimes, they would challenge you for a break up, sometimes they will tell you that they are getting married, that they are suffocated, busy, et. al. . . . again just walk away and regain yourself. Just take it as it is and just wait for that day to say riiiiiiiiiiiiiing. there . . . . he will call you because he will always need you!

When we shape a clay to become a jar. There is that hollowness inside that is empty. It is the emptiness that makes us whole and makes us who we are. That is what defines us. it is the soul of our being that makes us desirable to the Yellow Fins. What we are makes us attractive to them. Who we are makes us to become their need. Just be yourself. If you are open and gay and respect yourself, then you are a good catch for Yellow Fins. Because being Free is who we are. Free Indeed!

Princess Di

TYPE KA RIN BA NG DATE MO???

I’m enjoying my Saturday alone-time today. Then it dawned on me na mas maraming TUTUONG alone sa mundo ngayon. Eto yung mga taong walang syota o walang asawa pero sandamakmak naman ang crushes. Irregardless sa sexual preference ng tao, halos pare-parehas lang ang ginagawa nating pagpaparamdam sa mga crush natin. Maswerte na nga kung pinapansin nila tayo. Ang masaklap pa nyan eh kung yung crush natin eh may syota na o asawa. Oh well, we can only hope for the best. At para hindi na masayang ang energy mo sa pagpapa-charming sa crush mo, heto ang mga pahiwatig na hindi ka type ng crush mo…

1. Di sya ang nauunang mag-text sayo.
2. Hindi ka nya pina-private message sa chat (YM or Plurk).
3. Ang tawag nya sayo either Kuya or Ate or Friend.
4. Pag iniimbita mo sya for a date, magtatanong sya kung sinong mga kasama nyo.
5. Malimit nyang topic kapag naguusap kayo eh ang crush nya.
6. Hindi sya komportable pag lumalambing ka.
7. Antagal nyang mag-reply sa mga text or chat messages mo.
8. Pati mga email messages mo sa kanya walang reply.
9. Pag magkasama kayo parang gusto na agad nyang umuwi.
10. Hindi ka nya matitigan ng matagal sa mata.
11. Kahit anong pagpapaganda o pagpapapogi mo, hindi nya ito napapansin.
12. Pag may problema sya ikaw ang takbuhan nya.
13. Pag masaya ang buhay nya parang hindi ka nya kilala.
14. Kung open book ka sa kanya sobrang secretive naman sya sayo.
15. Try mo syang imbitahin and andami nyang palusot para umayaw sayo.
16. Sabihan mo sya ng “I love you” at ang isasagot nya: “I have so much respect for you…”
17. Yung mga regalo mo sa kanya parang bale-wala lang. Minsan ipinamimigay pa sa iba!
18. Never ka nyang binigyan ng regalo, EVER!
19. Masaya syang kasama kapag marami kayo pero pag kayong dalawa lang super uneasy sya.
20. Maririnig mo na lang from your other friends na iritado sya sayo.

Kapag napansin mong 5 out of 20 sa nakalista dito eh nangyayari sa buhay-crush mo, gumising ka na sa katotohanan na walang ka ng pag-asa sa kanya. Huwag ka nang magkagusto sa sobrang magaganda at pogi kung di ka din naman kagandahan at kapogihan. Marami pang iba dyan sa tabi-tabi na pwede mong pagtuunan ng pagmamahal mo. Malay mo yang katabi mo ngayon eh maging syota mo! In the meantime, happy hunting na lang!

PAPANO BA MANLIGAW ULIT???

I have been single since my last relationship ended 3 years ago.....I was trying to recover and trying to take my time. In every relationship ended, moving on is among the hardest part. Just like me. It took me sometime to realize that I really need to go back in shape and start to reshape my life again....10 years of being together is the worst part to forget......but in my moving on....i met someone....hahahahahahahaa.......What im really saying was....that person catches my eyes after our first meeting....And i dont know what to do.....di ko na talaga alam kung papano manligaw ulit.....so i rush myself to a very good and asking for a rescue....and here are his advices....WHEW...tama kaya ito???

Kung nasanay ka na nagka-syota ka dahil sa M.U. (mutual understanding) then ang panliligaw ang isa sa pinaka-challenging na gawain, sa tutuo lang. Sa M.U. naman kasi, tinginan lang ng malagkit, ayos na. Walang masyadong kiyeme. Gusto kita. Gusto mo ako. Mag-syota na tayo. Ganun kadali. Pero kung manliligaw ka, sangkaterbang pawis, luha at dugo ang katapat. Papano ba talagang manligaw? Ito ang pwede mong gawin:

1. Magpakita agad ng motibo. Kung may gusto ka then magparamdam ka agad. Huwag nang pa-tweetums at hindi ka bagay. Isa pa hindi manghuhula yang liligawan mo. And take note, yung pagpaparamdam hindi ibig sabihin na magiging stalker ka. So dapat cool ka lang. As if nothing pero malalim ang dating.

2. Makipagkaibigan ka muna. Mas magiging madali pag may common friends kayo dahil mas easier ang getting-to-know-each-other portion. No pressure dapat. Huwag magmadali. Friends muna. Get them to trust you first and foremost. So yung mga actuations mo dapat parang friend lang muna. Iwasan yung mga titig na para kang adik.

3. Bigyan mo sya ng extra attention. Kung thoughtful ka sa mga friends mo – triplehin mo ang pagiging maaalalahanin sa nililigawan mo. Dapat text mo ang gigising sa kanya at text mo ang magpapatulog sa kanya. And word of advice: Sincere ka dapat sa mga actions mo. Nababasa ang kaplastikan, no!

4. Kaibiganin mo ang kapamilya nya. As much as possible show your good side always sa pamilya nya. Not to the point of bribing them naman. Pag ini-invite mong syang manood ng sine at gustong sumama ng younger kapatid nya, by all means, umuo ka agad. Be ready sa budget mo kasi may extra kang papakainin. Sa date na ganito, give more special attention sa chaperone. Extra points yan.

5. Best foot forward – all the time. Kahit iritado ka na. Kahit naiinis ka na. Kahit nauubos na ang pasensya mo. Smile ever pa rin. Huwag magpahalatang napapagod ka na. Kasi kung talagang mahal mo yan kahit ano pang pagdadaanan mo oks lang. Saka ka na magyawyaw pag sinagot ka na nya. That would be a great conversation piece!

6. Kung makaka-afford ka give ka ng regalo. Hindi kailangang mamahalin. Ang importante eh magagamit nya ang ibibigay mo. Para malaman mo ang size ng tee-shirt or blouse nya or waistline nya, ask a common friend to do it for you. Kung gusto mo namang sekretuhin na walang makakaalam na bibigyan mo sya ng regalo then eto yung pwede mong linya: “Ganda naman ng shirt/blouse/pants mo… medium ba ito? Bagay talaga sayo.” More often than not sasagot yan.

7. School bus dapat ang role mo. Kung kaya ng schedule mo, mainam na hatid-sundo ang drama mo sa kanya. That way, mapapabilib mo syang talaga. Kung may overtime sya sa work, hintayin mo talagang matapos saka ihatid mo. Kung late na natatapos ang class nya, be at the gate fifteen minutes before. Di naman kailangang may sasakyan ka pero pogi points pag meron.
8. Remember the special days. Dapat alam mo by heart kung kelan ang birthday nya. Importante din na alam mo ang class schedule nya or ang oras ng office hours nya. Itong mga information na ito isini-share lang yan sayo pag kampante na sya sayo. Kaya kapag shinare na yan then wag na wag mong kakalimutan.

9. Food. Food. Food. The best way to somebody’s heart is thru their stomach. Hindi kailangang fancy restaurants. Kahit barbecue lang oks na yan. Siempre dapat malinis at masarap din ang food. Treat your nililigawan as often as possible. Kasi kapag kumakain kayo mas relaxed ang atmosphere at dyan ka pwede tumodo sa panliligaw mo.

10. Dapat perfect ang timing mo. Tantyahin mo ang situation. Kasi pag medyo tumatagal na ang panliligaw mo eh dapat malaman mo na kung may pag-asa ka. Dito talagang masusubok kung magaling kang tumantya. Kung di mo kayang sabihin ng face to face then i-text mo na lang. Dalawa ang pwedeng mangyari dyan: Sasabihin nyang hindi ka talaga nya magustuhan or sasagutin ka nya. Pero may isang pwedeng mangyari din: Hihingi pa ng more time yan. At pag ito ang sagot nya nasa 50% ka na… gusto ka na rin nyan.

Siempre itong mga ito, base on experience no. Kaya wag nang magtaas ng kilay dyan. May mga panliligaw din akong naunsyami. Merong successful din naman. Meron ding nabitin at meron din ongoing. Bahala na nga lang si Batman. Good luck na lang sa panliligaw nyo. Yun lang.

MACKEREL DRAMA's: BEWARE

Have you checked the first blog entries this March? It was written by my good friend, Queenie, short for Queen Latiffa or Natiffa. . . . It was enlightening really since in one way or the other, I have been a victim or should I say I have fallen in all of these Marjorie categories. Sad to say, in most of my fallings, it was me who really went down the drain since I have voluntarily engrossed myself in them.

Gaga, alam mo naman eh, di ba? di ba? kunwari ka pa. OO na, I would rather mark these experiences to be mine rather than yours hahahaha. I don't wanna deal with hallucinating hypsies. . . (short for Ilusyonadang Ipokrita), at least for now. One thing for sure, ang mga papang pangalawa such as the Tuna and the Cremdorie, eh ok na lang. Pero ang hindi mo talaga mapapatawad inday ay itong mga Mackerel na ito. They are known as Budburun.

Mackerels are famous as a canned food, cooked in brine or oil. Although now adays, in the Filipino context, they are all called Sardinas. Sardines though is a different kind of fish and does not belong to the Mackerel Family, nevertheless, the contextualization of its purpose is rather the same because this kind of fish have one thing in common, let alone, they taste like spoil of yesterdays' feast. So what would you do? If you are in your right mind, you will add spices and herbs to make it better though they are never and will never become the best. At least culinary history will tell you that.

Sardines are the best in bottle, cut into pieces, added with herbs, spices, oil or brine, then voila, it go straight to a pressure cooker for an hour. Kumbaga sa pagkain, ang sardinas ay lutong lutong na. It has been processed well, kanya andami netong pinagdaanang init, lamig, at ibat ibang elemento para ito ay makain.

Ganoon din iyon sa mga Mackerel na Marjories. Ang mga mhin na ito, ay dumaan na sa ibat ibang klaseng pagsubok sa buhay na kung saan, ang mga pagsubok na ito ang naging dahilan kng bakit sila ganito. Minsan naging worse. Mga manggagamit, manloloko, mga cock teaser etc.

Spanish Sardines, were never been a main course. Most of the time, they are only served as appetizers or condiments. Its only the Filipinos somehow who made them as a special meal. Nevertheless, they are not like Tuna or Blue Marlins that are always served as a main courses. Hindi sila pang forever and ever amen. They are not Pangasius fillets or Cremdories who have good intentions somehow but are stuck to something else.

Sa buhay ng kabaklaan, we are always hooked into something we knew all along. Being hooked into a mackerels net is like being hooked into a fish cage. But then, you knew all along that while pursuing a mackerel as a bait, you will fall to the trap of the net. Ganoon kagaga ang mga bakla. Bakit? dahil masarap magkunwari ang mga Mackerel na ito. Kung minsan nga, hindi mo na alam kung ano ang totoo sa hindi.

Puede kayong pagsabay sabayin ni Mackerel sa buhay nya. Look for signs and common language and reasons being used by these mackerel as an alibi. Alibis or reasons such as, hindi pa ako ready, Maghintay ka lang, hindi pa ako naka pag move on, doon din tayo patungo, I miss you, nagbabago na ako, i need you, sana huwag kang mawala, at kung ano ano pa, iyon ang mga sinyales na pinaglalaruan ka lang ng mackerel na yan. All along tatlo, 5, 10, ay naku madami kayo sa buhay nya. He is after for the free ride. Ikaw naman si gaga, wait ka naman. Trying to get out from your reverie by telling a friend but the next day, hayun, isang text ka lang . . . "andyan ka na naman, tinutukso tukso ang aking puso". Nakaka irita ka day.

Ito lang ang masabi ko sa iyo, kapag marami kang naibibigay na panahon, material na bagay at serbisyo sa Budburun na ito, ay naku, hindi ka tatantanan ng mga Mackerels. So iha, beware, silay mga isdang walang kwenta at hindi kaaya ayang ilagay sa hapag hapunan ng nagiisa. Puede mo silang isama lamang sa ibang mga isda na puedeng maging papa but never as a sole option in a menu. Take note, Don't make them be your main course. Puedeng maawa ka kung minsan, pero huwag kang mag paka tanga ha? Baka hindi mo alam, dahil sa kagagahan mo, pinag uusapan ka na ng buong sang katauhan.

May mga Mackerels na ding nagdaan sa buhay ko. But one thing for sure, hindi ako nagtatagal sa kanila. Maybe because men were always been my 3rd priority in this world. But I was happy then for a moment being with them. Talagang masarap silang kasama for a while until the dramas begins.

Next . . . . i will talk about the Tunas. . .


Princess Di

It must have been love but it's sooooo over now!

So there I am sitting in a very comfortable sofa of Makati Shangrila Hotel. ( if look at the picture, it was the sofa on your left. underneath the second floor). I'm waiting to meet the boy that I have looking forward to meet for the past two months. I met him once through Princess D. She texted me last december na she's coming over aba aba aba nagulat ako at me dalawang men na kasama...as you know princess D is really a diva ( not a screaming fag but a diva nonetheless) pero itong dalawang men eh napaka prim and proper at either they are really straigth acting or my gaydar was not really working at that time, anyways because I'm a good host I asked them to sit down and kunyari I asked princess D to help me out, noong nasa kitchen na kami I asked him kung geisha itong dalawa? May ningning pa sa mga mata ng sinabi ni princess D na of course....hahahahah
One of those men na napaka ginoo at prim and proper turned out to be one of my very BFF na ngayon si Queen Latifa ( neng nalinlang mo ko hahahahahh) and the other one lets name him Jason na lang ( coz I never met pa na pangit na jason)... jason was so quiet. I remember na he is not bad looking ( hay! ang plastik ko) o zsa zsa padilla cute sya! at he just look so kind.

We had dinner afterwards at princess d's place at dahil me slight crush ako kay jason I couldn't talked to him so si Queen Latifa itong ini interview ko hahahhahaand then I asked the same question to jason but he's not giving much of himself, do I intimedate him ( I'm really trying my best to be really nice) on the other hand itong si queen latifa (napakahaba ng name, nyeta! Queenie na lang kaya for short) ava ! ava! eh kung magsasagot akala mo nasa Miss World Q and A! infairness well travelled itong si queenie and well educated...anyways before the night ended I had queenie's and jason's number.

A few weeks later Princess D and queenie asked me to go out and then one thing led to another before I know it...we see each other everyday, not only everyday but from early morning to late nite magkasama kami. I never had this close barkada since high school. I broke queenie's reservations hahahahahhahaha...prim and proper pa rin naman ang ate pero pag kami kami lang Ava daig pa ang nakawala sa kumbento!

Jason on the other hand went back to Manila. I told him beforehand that if ever I go back to the capital I will give him a call and might stay in the hotel where he works. I never did! I went to manila and back and forgotten all about him, then one day he texted me and asked if I ever been sabi ko yes but we stayed in another hotel, he replied sayang di man lang kita naigala!!!
after that we became textmate. during our trip I casually mentioned this to queenie ava nagmatch make ang lola! we are still in doubt if Jason and princess d had a past ( kahit ba one night stand past pa rin yun?) Anyways I asked princess d, I'm a bit embarrassed pero I asked na rin hahahahhahahhaahhafor her blessings!! I really don't want to step in anybody's toes kaya I have to asked permission kay princess d na I will pursue jason.

After a couple of months of texting, there I was in posh Shangrila Hotel waiting for Jason. He said he will meet at 9pm at first then he texted back 10pm na lang daw coz he really is tied up..I said that's okey ( although it's past my bedtime...hahahahahh) I went around Galleria at first but then got tired of the mall ( i was in trinoma the day before and MOA earlier) so I went to Shangrila... I had coffee in main restaurant and decided to wait there, it was still 9pm..what's an hour to wait,right? I don't really mind coz I liked the music, the singer was quite good.
looking around I can't help but admire the high end ambiance of the posh hotel, I told myself next year coming back I will treat myself to this hotel. I work hard I think I deserve it hehehhehe.
10pm came I said finally I will meet him, I'm not overly excited ( wag tataas ang kilay queenie and princess d..it's true) but definetely looking forward to meet him. Quarter past I text him. I don't remember what his reply but he's not saying if he's coming or on the way...so I waited a bit..by this time he still doesn't know that I'm waiting in Shangrila, I thought masyadong show off ang hotel so I decided to go to the coffee shop, I think it was Park Cafe..hay!! I had another coffee and I read that days paper after 30 mins of waiting I decided to call him but his phone was disconnected. I worried a bit his phone ran out of battery or worst had an accident?
and then I realized not once did he asked where I was. I don't know what to think to be honest! I mean I treated him well, was very nice to him and this is all I get. I was not angry at him more of disappointed but I was angry at myself for being a fool.

I mean to let somebody who was very nice to you wait there and infact you have no intention of showing up. What does it says with regards to your character?...exactly ( i hope you get my point) I asked myself , maybe I like him for I thought he was...it dawned on me na I hardly know this person. He is not I what I think he was!!!!!

I let queenie know what happened but to embarrassed to let Princess D know ( sorry Pricess D) well I'm not anymore as we always say " It's not really my loss!"

that was over a week ago...yesterday when I was not expecting it he text me, I have moved on...he's still on my mind now and again I 'm lying if I say otherwise but I really have moved on..I asked queenie if I txt him back, he's asking for my ym and wants to say his piece. Queenie said everybody needs a chance and forgive and forget! not too sure about that, I was the one who waited there for three hours!
to cut it short i txt him back, we chatted for three hours but that's another story!!

Note to readers!!! It was princess D's idea to call me Roshel Ngaba...which I don't mind I like her soppy song which is my personal anthem anyways but I hate my other name Paulina so I stick with Roshel hahhahaha....although it's too screaming fag! Why can't we have masculine name Princess D? I want Rik, it's my blog name anyways!!

For now it's Roshel

ANG MGA MARJORIEs -KLASIFIKASYON

PANGASIUS/CREM DORY

BLUE FIN TUNA

SPANISH MACKEREL

"MARJORIES"

TERMINOLOGY FOR CUTE GUYS WITH EXRA TALENT

Ang mga Marjories ay may 3 klase......

Blue Fin/Yellow Fin, CremDory/Pangasius at Mackerel.....

Noong mga early 60's kapag ang almusal mo sa umaga ay spanish mackerel with spanish sardines sauz.....isa ka na sa mga pinakamayamang tao sa buong Pilipinas.....hahahahahaha mayaman daw oh??? Ang mga Blue Fin/Yellow Fin naman nakikita mo lang sa mga sosyalang 5 STAR HOTEL restaurant.....BLUE FIN STEAK.....pag feeling mong sosyal ka at mayaman......CREM DORY/PANGASIUS......ito ngayo ang pinaka "IN" thing dahil sa mga nawawalang tuna sa karagatan ng PACIFIC OCEAN.....para may comparison tingnan nyo ang mga larawan.....

Ganyan din yan sa mga Marjories.....Marjories ang mga tawag namin sa mga Mhin na maganda ang katawan, cutie, built, sosyalan, konyo, at kasama na rin dyan ang mga nag kukunwaring konyo.......hahahahahahahaha.....Bakit Marjorie?????...para naman di mahalata ang mga mahaderang REYNAs......QUEENs nga diba? kaya sosyalan ang dating.....

Jusko!!!! sa katuwaan namin ng Amega naming naka base sa UK......at walang ginawa kundi mamili ng mamili ng mga mamahaling bags, shoes, at magshopping ng magshopping damit, relos, alahas, and take note.....ang pinaka mahal sa lahat ha......"ANG MILYONG DOLLAR SMILE NIYA"habang nagbabakasyon dito sa Pilipinas....ay marami kaming nakita sa aming pag-iikot....at eto na nga at nakilala namin ang 3 MARJORIEs.........

3 KLASIFIKASYON ni MARJORIE....

SPANISH MACKEREL

Ito yong mga tawag namin sa mga Mhin na mahilig makipag sosyalan, maki halubilo sa mga ALTA- SUSCIUDAD????? Jusko kung di mo pa maintindihan yan...bumalik ka sa SPANISH 101 mo.....meron bang ganyan? alta susyudad? hahahahahaa tama ka nga....kung di lang ALTA PRESYON ang abutin mo sa kanila .......

Ito yong mga tipong nagpepretend na....jusko type ka nila....they'll make you head over heels.......kunwari...gusto ka....kunwari...liligaw-ligawan ka...at kunwari.....gusto ka at mahal ka nila......hay makuha ka lang sa tingin....yan ang mga style nila....jusko...parang mga isdang budburon....alam mo yon???? Ito yong mga Mhin na kung titingnan mo talaga...Jusko tutulo ang mga laway mo at talagang na para kang ginagayuma............... Ang diskrepsyon nila talagang....talentadong pinoy.....PERFECT PARTNER.....

Pero di kaya sila joining you for a free ride lang????? What do u think??????

BLUE FIN TUNA - YELLOW FIN....

Ito yong mga tipo ng mga Mhin na Professionals......malinis....mababango....magaling magmahal....at susuyuin ka.....hay parang fairy tale na liligawan at at susuyuin ka ng todo todo para lang sa matamis mong "OO"

These are the guys of your dreams...mala PAPA P???? PAPA PIOLO DAW O??? Papa nga ba si Papa Piolo? talagang papable ang dating....

Jusko kapag ganito ang partner ko....pagsisilbihan ko sya ng buong buhay ko....basta ba mamahalin nya lang ako ng buong buo at walang kaagaw?????

Masarap sila magmahal....ang problema mo nga lang sa kanila....Di kaya sila TOO GIRLIE???? napaka prim and proper nila....nakapa VAIN???? sabagay uso na ngayon ang MALE VANITY??? KAYA NGA MAY MGA MEN's MAGAZINE na ngayon.....ANG TAWAG SA KANILA NGAYON...

METROSEXUAls.....

O baka (BI/HOME) uso na ba yan?????? hay buy muna bago ka lipat sa home......

Tama ba ang Hinala naming mga REYNAs?????

at ang pinaka huli sa lahat.....

CREMDORY/PANGASIUS

Ito yong mga Mhin na matitinik sa lahat......hahahahahahaha di pwedeng hulihin kasi jusko ang daming naghahabol....Ito yong pinaka "IN" thing sa lahat....dahil sa pagka-ubos ng mga tuna sa Pacific Ocean.....jusko....sabi ni Lord....kayong mga REYNAs ha....bibigyan ko kayo ng isa pang pagkakataon....ayan....MGA CREMDORY/PANGASIUS...

Alam nyo ba kung anong uri ng mga ISDA TONG PANGASIUS???? isa syang catfish....na akala mo lang kay pangit pangit nyang tingnan.....pero kapag natikman mo sya....JUSKO...HALLELUYA KA TALAGA SA SARAP......hahahahahhahaha

Mga matitinik sila.....they are the WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN......hay HANGGANG dream lang talaga ang mga Mhin na to....kapag kaharap ka...OO na lang ng OO ang sagot mo at wala ka ng maisip pang iba.....singaling sila ni ROMEO.....at sing talino sila ni ZEUS.....at sing perfect body sila ni ACHILLES....At sing yaman sila ng SULTAN NG BRUNEI............

PRICE CATCH KAYA SILA??????

sa tingin nyo ba...sino ang mga MARJORIES NYO?????

HALA PATI MGA TULIRONG REYNA di rin makaisip kung sino sa kanila......

JUSKO....

By: Queen Natifa

Ganda Lang

February 14. Exacto 7:36 ng umaga, Ako ay nagising dahil sa isang text message sa aking telepono. Kala ko pa naman, ma iinspire na ako sa text message na ito. Iyon pala, ako ay binulaga sa nilalaman ng syang mensahe, ang dahil sabi ba naman ni Paulina (short for PWET KO LANG MUKHA NYA NA). Pauline actually ang totoong pangalan ni Rosyell Ngabah.

"Gud morning Princess Di, Hapy Valentines sa iyo, Nag text na ba si Prince Charles? Araw ng puso ngayon kaya hindi daw puedeng mag atungal". An aga-aga, uminit ang ulo ko. Heto nga, hindi na nga nagpaparamdam ang mokong na iyon, tatlong araw na, gina gatungan pa ni gaga. Kunsabagay, happily married ang lola mo, ewan ko ba sa pangit na ito, may nagmamahal pa rin kahit sya ay babaeng kalbo. SAbi ko na lang sa sarili ko, di bale kako, hindi ko kailangang mag pa alter ng mukha para lang gumanda. Nang magkakilala si Queen Latifa at si Zen (Si Zenaida bah, ang baklang pakipot pero lukaret pala). Mukha atang naasiwa itong si Paulina kay Zen, maybe seguro hindi nya pa nakikita ang mga developments na nangyayari sa magtatay, aaaaaaay, mag ama pala este future partners, tseee. Ako naman, panay ang bulong ko, tignan mo ang dalawa, may pag asa kaya ito? Praning lang seguro ako kasi mas bagay ata kami ni Zen, kaso, ang Reyna naman ang nagustuhan nya kaya etsapwera ang diwata. Take note ako lang ang nabebelong sa mga Diwata. Si Paulina, maligno ata iyan. Di ba ang mga bruha maraming datung? Ang mga diwata, lagging kawawa dahil nasa kawalan? Kaya, Iyon na. Pero di bale na lang, mahal ako ng bruhang ito kahit alam nyang mas maganda ako kaysa kanya.

A day before the valentines day, pumunta kami sa Aplaya (short for Ancestral Plane Above Yonder). Yan po ay lugar malapit sa Border ng Finland and Austria. Basta iyon na iyon, imagine nyo na lang kung saan, palibhasa hindi kayo well traveled at ang hirap nyong turuan ng geography. . . anyways, Sinundo namin sa airport ang kaibigan kong direktora na taga amerika, as usual, organizer na naman ang drama ko. Siempre dahil itong si Queen Latiffa ang may sasakyan, sya ulit ang kinulit kong magsundo sa kaibigan ko. Iyon ding araw na iyon, sumama din ang malanding bruhahitang si Rafaila (short for Rampa Fa lang, umilag ka na, bakla).

Si Rafaila ay isang ala bampirang bruhita. Sya ay bruhita dahil ang powers nya ay nagsisimula pa lamang na gumanda, siempre wala ng kasing powerful pa sa tandem naming tatlo ni Queen Latiffa at ni Paulina. Isipin mo ba naman, ang pinagsamang powers ng isang reyna, princessa at bruha? Naku maloloka ka. Ewan ko lang kung paano mo sanggain ito.Back to Rafaila, si Rafaila pala ang aliping sagigilid na nagkagustong itake home itong si Zenaida noong isang buwan na ang nakaraan, kaso ang powers ni Queen Latiffa ay hindi nya nakayanan kaya hayun, umuwi sa pad nya at nag jakol na lang seguro? Nevertheless, to cut the story short, ang minsang aspiring na starlet sa puso ni Zenaida ay naging counter na lamang ng araw na iyon dahil iniwan ko sila habang sila ay namamalengke ng hipon, atswete at gurami. Nang binalikan ko sila, deretso kami ng airport at kami ulit ay on the go na pauwi sa aking munting tahanan na may gulp course. (day gulp as in gulp, lasenggera ang Zenaida day, ito pa ang isang katangian nya palang hindi maawat). Pero ok lang, sabi nya he drinks moderately lang naman daw.

Si Rafaila ulit, oo nga pala, itong bruhitang ito pala, ay nagtatampo noong isang araw pa, dahil hindi ko man lang daw sya na feature sa blog kong ito, pwes, sa pagtatapos ng blog na ito, isang mala bulubunduking pang aalipusta ang aking gagawin para lang matahimik ang hitad na ito. Mantakin mo ba naman, ganito lang ito ka santa santita tignan, pero daaaaay, malandi pa ito sa kuneho, hindi lang ito kerengkeng day, mala tarsier ito kung tumuwad, isang minute lang tapos na. Nakita nyo ang express na bus na may tatak na Philippine Rabbit? Dyan pinaglihi ang bampirang ito. Pero in fairness ha, medtech ang work ng lola mo, at hindi lang in fairness, mukhang ok din sya in Fairview, magaling ito sa tusukan, ng tinusuk nga nya ako, (gaga, nagpakuha ako ng blood sugar, ayoko ng galunggung na mukhang bilong-bilong), oo na, tinusuk ako actually noong isang attendant, pero itong si Rafaila lang talaga ang sumalba sa aking veins na nag collapsed. Ganito seguro ang mga dugong bughaw, laging hindi maka take ng too much pain. Kaya hayun, isang pitik lang ng dailiri ni gaga, tusuk at swak na swak talaga. Kitam?

Back to the present ulit tayo. . . . Sa araw ng mga pusong ito, hindi pa nag text ang dalawang malanding bruhita, Si Zen eh pumunta ata sa Venus para mag renew ng vows nya, kailangan kasi nyang makalanghap ng sariwanghangin kasi kung minsan, hindi maka pag salita day, natutuyuan ata ng laway. Hindi nakaka formulate ng sentence at hindi ma define ang mga moments nya!! Kaya itong si Queen Latiffa tuloy ay palaging imbyerna. Kapag nangyayari ang ganyan, itong si Paulina eh kaagad na naming mag responde ng KUNG AYAW SA IYO, HUWAG MO, HINDI KA KAWALAN, YOU ARE NOT MY LOST! Ang bakla, kala nila si Vilma Santos sila or si Sharon Cuneta. Kahit kay Nora Aunor day, hindi sila papasa.

Sa lahat ng aking karanasan sa puso, ngayong taon lang talaga ako nagging most happy, hindi dahil na inlove ako sa isang prinsipe, pero kahit masakit ang dulut neto sa akin, nakuha ko paring ngumiti, tumawa at kumarengkeng hahahaha. Kung may mga kaibigan ka ba namang ganito ka pangit, abay, wala ng gaganda sa iyo di ba? Hindi namaaaan, mabait naman talaga ang dalawang ito at ang dalawang saling pusa eh, talang may pakinabang din. Masaya kami palagi kapag kami ay nagsasama. We care for each other, seguro, dahil sa hirap ng aming mga naging karanasan, at sa ganitong pamamaraan na lamang namin ito idinadaan.

Habang sinusulat ko ito, ang tugtug sa FM ay “KAILANGAN KITA”, abah, ng dinaramdam at kinakapa ko kung si Prince Charles pa rin ang tinitibok neto, sabi ko parang hindi na. Sabi daw ng singer, “ang pagmamahal daw ay hindi magbabago” inday, hindi ngayon at kailanman ay kailangan kita. Ang alam ko, flavor of the year ka lang, kaya hindi most of the time ay kailangan kita. Period. Sige na nga Paulina, tama ka this time. Kung ayaw sa akin di huwag. Sa susunod na kabanata po, matutunghayan na naman natin ang ibat ibang version ng aming buhay, marami pa po kami, at lahat ng baho ng mga baklang ito ay aking ibubulatlat sa inyo. Kaya abangan.

Nagmamahal,

Princess Di- ang mapagbalatkayong princessa sa kagandahan

THE CONTENDERS TO THE THRONE OF NAMNAMA

Umuwi galing London ang mahadera kong kaibigan na kung tawagin naming si Rosyell Ngaba? Si Rosyell ay isang malanding baklang akala mo ay walang kasing tino sa kagalingan ng mga santa. Rosyell ang gusto nyang ipangalan sa sarili nya kasi na ta typan nya ang lahat ng mga kantang sawi ng totoong Roselle Nava. Si Rosyell ay isang dalagang hitad na nag papantasya ng maraming anak, hayun, lahat ng mga pamangkin nya halos ay sya ang nagpapaaral. Halos mag patayo na nga daw sya ng Educational Foundation dahil dito. Pero di bale, mapera ang lola mo. Nurse sa London bridge is falling down ang drama ng bruha. Pero retokada ang lola mo day, mas maganda pa rin ako, (aysus, huwag mo nga lang tignan ang tatlong bilbil ko hehehe) But that’s another story.

Sa panahong ito nagkakilala si Rosyell at ang aking dakilang kaibigang si Queen Latifa short for Queen Natifalo. . . Naging magkaibigan ang dalawa dahil sa mga family ties nila. Halos sa araw araw na lamang ng bagong taon, kaming tatlo ang magkakasama, kulang na lang magkaroon ng orgy kaso, parang hindi namin ma take na kumain ng sariling mantika, hindi lang nakakasuka, talagang nakakarimarim pang talaga, yaaaaiks. I guess, dito sa Pilipinas, hindi natin ma take na kainin ang sarili mong kaibigang isda na kung tawagin sa Ilonggo na budburun. Ewan ko ba, lagging ito palagi ang role ko sa buhay. Taga kumbida, taga organize, at kung ano ano pa. Kung minsan nga, ako na ang marumi, malandi, puta. . . at ang mga hitad na ito, mga santa, kala mo ang tino-tino ng mga birheng walang kapa pero butas ang puwet. Tse. . . di bale na, lab ko naman ang mga ito, super. (tama na ang drama day, bakla!)

Sa halos araw araw naming pagsasama, nakilala namin si Zenaida. Si Zenaida is short for Zinaunang Ulay na Kahawig ni Ada. Talaga namang magandang lalaki netong si Zenaid tsong. Matangkad, parang dark na koreano ang dating, pang model talaga. Itsura lang ni Piolo Pascual and Mark Nielsen. Actually, kung paghaluin mo ang beauty ng dalawang hitad na ito, sila ang pinagsamang hawig na maging si Zenaida. ZenaidA de la Peña byuda de Balikangkangangang Pwet.

Noong gabi ng parangal pa lamang and over the bottle of SML (San Mig Light gaga!) na kung saan nag pa despedida de goodbye ang aming amigang nurse din sa Amerika, nakita ko nang maraming nagkakagusto ditto kay Zenaida. Pero, hindi ako halos makalandi kasi ang aking nililigawang Prinsipe ay aking kasama. In fact, napaka sweet naming dalawa ng gabing iyon. Kanya itong si Lola Zenaida mo eh halos wala na ring pakialam sa palibot nya. Hindi naglaon ang gabi, hinatid ko na pauwi si Prince Charming ko. Nag dali-dali akong bumalik kaagad at nakipag harutan sa kuwentuhan sa resto ng aking kaibigan.

Nang matapos ang party, nagkauwian na. Siempre, dahil si Queen Latifa ang may sasakyan, sya ang naghatid sa amin. Avah, di pala namin alam, may isang hitad pala na makamundo ng gabi na iyon na ang plano ay i-garahe si Zenaida. Kaso, ang lola mong Reyna na naka gown ng green na Mitsubishi ang nagwaging ihatid na lamang sa bahay nya si Zenaida. Just to make sure na walang takers ang loka. . . Luhaan ang hitad na umuwi sa kanyang pad. Hindi nya alam, hindi na nya masisilayan kailanman ang alindog na hubad ni Zenaida ever. . .

Nang gabi ding iyon nag titext-text pa kami ni Zenaida. Nagparamdam aketch siempre. Kinaumagahan, niyaya ko syang kumain ng batchoy kasi sabi ko sa kanya, may masarap na batchoy akong alam. In respect to my colleague, sinabihan ko sya na we will be eating batchoy. Abah, ang lola mo. . . . ng malaman ng Reyna Emperatriz sa katauhan ni Queen Latifa na nag first move na ako, aba day, humarurut papuntang batchoyan. Kasehodang hindi pa naliligo, as in na parang akala mo ay mahuli sa byaheng Cainta, Rizal. Take note this time, sya ay naka gown na Grey by Izuzu Max day ang drama, pa impress. Hindi man lang ako binigyan ng pagkakataong maka first base. . . . Wala na eh, nakabakod na ng itim na steel bars na hango pa sa Central Bank si Zenaida. Ng araw ding iyon, alam ko ng ako ay parang si Nick Perlas na nadisqualify ng Comelec sa halalan.

Ito ang umpisa ng isang napakaganda at colorful na karengkengan, kaloka- lokahan at balingkinitang pagwawagi sa tinatawag na pagmamahal ng mga baklang sawi sa physical na anyo pero hindi maramot sa kagandahan.

INTRODUCTION pa lang iyon mga inday . . . . . o sya! Next time ulit.

By PRINCESS DI