The Faketorial Crown of Rosyell Ngaba

The Faketorial Crown of Rosyell Ngaba
Queen Paulina-Dyosa, Grandiosa and Ambisyosa ng Kagandahan

The Everlasting Crown of Princess Di

The Everlasting Crown of Princess Di
The Most Beautiful of Them All

Crown of Queen Latiffa

Crown of Queen Latiffa
The Reigning Queen of Batchoyan

Sunday, March 7, 2010

MACKEREL DRAMA's: BEWARE


Have you checked the first blog entries this March? It was written by my good friend, Queenie, short for Queen Latiffa or Natiffa. . . . It was enlightening really since in one way or the other, I have been a victim or should I say I have fallen in all of these Marjorie categories. Sad to say, in most of my fallings, it was me who really went down the drain since I have voluntarily engrossed myself in them.

Gaga, alam mo naman eh, di ba? di ba? kunwari ka pa. OO na, I would rather mark these experiences to be mine rather than yours hahahaha. I don't wanna deal with hallucinating hypsies. . . (short for Ilusyonadang Ipokrita), at least for now. One thing for sure, ang mga papang pangalawa such as the Tuna and the Cremdorie, eh ok na lang. Pero ang hindi mo talaga mapapatawad inday ay itong mga Mackerel na ito. They are known as Budburun.

Mackerels are famous as a canned food, cooked in brine or oil. Although now adays, in the Filipino context, they are all called Sardinas. Sardines though is a different kind of fish and does not belong to the Mackerel Family, nevertheless, the contextualization of its purpose is rather the same because this kind of fish have one thing in common, let alone, they taste like spoil of yesterdays' feast. So what would you do? If you are in your right mind, you will add spices and herbs to make it better though they are never and will never become the best. At least culinary history will tell you that.

Sardines are the best in bottle, cut into pieces, added with herbs, spices, oil or brine, then voila, it go straight to a pressure cooker for an hour. Kumbaga sa pagkain, ang sardinas ay lutong lutong na. It has been processed well, kanya andami netong pinagdaanang init, lamig, at ibat ibang elemento para ito ay makain.

Ganoon din iyon sa mga Mackerel na Marjories. Ang mga mhin na ito, ay dumaan na sa ibat ibang klaseng pagsubok sa buhay na kung saan, ang mga pagsubok na ito ang naging dahilan kng bakit sila ganito. Minsan naging worse. Mga manggagamit, manloloko, mga cock teaser etc.

Spanish Sardines, were never been a main course. Most of the time, they are only served as appetizers or condiments. Its only the Filipinos somehow who made them as a special meal. Nevertheless, they are not like Tuna or Blue Marlins that are always served as a main courses. Hindi sila pang forever and ever amen. They are not Pangasius fillets or Cremdories who have good intentions somehow but are stuck to something else.

Sa buhay ng kabaklaan, we are always hooked into something we knew all along. Being hooked into a mackerels net is like being hooked into a fish cage. But then, you knew all along that while pursuing a mackerel as a bait, you will fall to the trap of the net. Ganoon kagaga ang mga bakla. Bakit? dahil masarap magkunwari ang mga Mackerel na ito. Kung minsan nga, hindi mo na alam kung ano ang totoo sa hindi.

Puede kayong pagsabay sabayin ni Mackerel sa buhay nya. Look for signs and common language and reasons being used by these mackerel as an alibi. Alibis or reasons such as, hindi pa ako ready, Maghintay ka lang, hindi pa ako naka pag move on, doon din tayo patungo, I miss you, nagbabago na ako, i need you, sana huwag kang mawala, at kung ano ano pa, iyon ang mga sinyales na pinaglalaruan ka lang ng mackerel na yan. All along tatlo, 5, 10, ay naku madami kayo sa buhay nya. He is after for the free ride. Ikaw naman si gaga, wait ka naman. Trying to get out from your reverie by telling a friend but the next day, hayun, isang text ka lang . . . "andyan ka na naman, tinutukso tukso ang aking puso". Nakaka irita ka day.

Ito lang ang masabi ko sa iyo, kapag marami kang naibibigay na panahon, material na bagay at serbisyo sa Budburun na ito, ay naku, hindi ka tatantanan ng mga Mackerels. So iha, beware, silay mga isdang walang kwenta at hindi kaaya ayang ilagay sa hapag hapunan ng nagiisa. Puede mo silang isama lamang sa ibang mga isda na puedeng maging papa but never as a sole option in a menu. Take note, Don't make them be your main course. Puedeng maawa ka kung minsan, pero huwag kang mag paka tanga ha? Baka hindi mo alam, dahil sa kagagahan mo, pinag uusapan ka na ng buong sang katauhan.

May mga Mackerels na ding nagdaan sa buhay ko. But one thing for sure, hindi ako nagtatagal sa kanila. Maybe because men were always been my 3rd priority in this world. But I was happy then for a moment being with them. Talagang masarap silang kasama for a while until the dramas begins.

Next . . . . i will talk about the Tunas. . .


Princess Di

Saturday, March 6, 2010

It must have been love but it's sooooo over now!



So there I am sitting in a very comfortable sofa of Makati Shangrila Hotel. ( if look at the picture, it was the sofa on your left. underneath the second floor). I'm waiting to meet the boy that I have looking forward to meet for the past two months. I met him once through Princess D. She texted me last december na she's coming over aba aba aba nagulat ako at me dalawang men na kasama...as you know princess D is really a diva ( not a screaming fag but a diva nonetheless) pero itong dalawang men eh napaka prim and proper at either they are really straigth acting or my gaydar was not really working at that time, anyways because I'm a good host I asked them to sit down and kunyari I asked princess D to help me out, noong nasa kitchen na kami I asked him kung geisha itong dalawa? May ningning pa sa mga mata ng sinabi ni princess D na of course....hahahahah
One of those men na napaka ginoo at prim and proper turned out to be one of my very BFF na ngayon si Queen Latifa ( neng nalinlang mo ko hahahahahh) and the other one lets name him Jason na lang ( coz I never met pa na pangit na jason)... jason was so quiet. I remember na he is not bad looking ( hay! ang plastik ko) o zsa zsa padilla cute sya! at he just look so kind.

We had dinner afterwards at princess d's place at dahil me slight crush ako kay jason I couldn't talked to him so si Queen Latifa itong ini interview ko hahahhahaand then I asked the same question to jason but he's not giving much of himself, do I intimedate him ( I'm really trying my best to be really nice) on the other hand itong si queen latifa (napakahaba ng name, nyeta! Queenie na lang kaya for short) ava ! ava! eh kung magsasagot akala mo nasa Miss World Q and A! infairness well travelled itong si queenie and well educated...anyways before the night ended I had queenie's and jason's number.

A few weeks later Princess D and queenie asked me to go out and then one thing led to another before I know it...we see each other everyday, not only everyday but from early morning to late nite magkasama kami. I never had this close barkada since high school. I broke queenie's reservations hahahahahhahaha...prim and proper pa rin naman ang ate pero pag kami kami lang Ava daig pa ang nakawala sa kumbento!

Jason on the other hand went back to Manila. I told him beforehand that if ever I go back to the capital I will give him a call and might stay in the hotel where he works. I never did! I went to manila and back and forgotten all about him, then one day he texted me and asked if I ever been sabi ko yes but we stayed in another hotel, he replied sayang di man lang kita naigala!!!
after that we became textmate. during our trip I casually mentioned this to queenie ava nagmatch make ang lola! we are still in doubt if Jason and princess d had a past ( kahit ba one night stand past pa rin yun?) Anyways I asked princess d, I'm a bit embarrassed pero I asked na rin hahahahhahahhaahhafor her blessings!! I really don't want to step in anybody's toes kaya I have to asked permission kay princess d na I will pursue jason.

After a couple of months of texting, there I was in posh Shangrila Hotel waiting for Jason. He said he will meet at 9pm at first then he texted back 10pm na lang daw coz he really is tied up..I said that's okey ( although it's past my bedtime...hahahahahh) I went around Galleria at first but then got tired of the mall ( i was in trinoma the day before and MOA earlier) so I went to Shangrila... I had coffee in main restaurant and decided to wait there, it was still 9pm..what's an hour to wait,right? I don't really mind coz I liked the music, the singer was quite good.
looking around I can't help but admire the high end ambiance of the posh hotel, I told myself next year coming back I will treat myself to this hotel. I work hard I think I deserve it hehehhehe.
10pm came I said finally I will meet him, I'm not overly excited ( wag tataas ang kilay queenie and princess d..it's true) but definetely looking forward to meet him. Quarter past I text him. I don't remember what his reply but he's not saying if he's coming or on the way...so I waited a bit..by this time he still doesn't know that I'm waiting in Shangrila, I thought masyadong show off ang hotel so I decided to go to the coffee shop, I think it was Park Cafe..hay!! I had another coffee and I read that days paper after 30 mins of waiting I decided to call him but his phone was disconnected. I worried a bit his phone ran out of battery or worst had an accident?
and then I realized not once did he asked where I was. I don't know what to think to be honest! I mean I treated him well, was very nice to him and this is all I get. I was not angry at him more of disappointed but I was angry at myself for being a fool.
I mean to let somebody who was very nice to you wait there and infact you have no intention of showing up. What does it says with regards to your character?...exactly ( i hope you get my point) I asked myself , maybe I like him for I thought he was...it dawned on me na I hardly know this person. He is not I what I think he was!!!!!
I let queenie know what happened but to embarrassed to let Princess D know ( sorry Pricess D) well I'm not anymore as we always say " It's not really my loss!"

that was over a week ago...yesterday when I was not expecting it he text me, I have moved on...he's still on my mind now and again I 'm lying if I say otherwise but I really have moved on..I asked queenie if I txt him back, he's asking for my ym and wants to say his piece. Queenie said everybody needs a chance and forgive and forget! not too sure about that, I was the one who waited there for three hours!
to cut it short i txt him back, we chatted for three hours but that's another story!!

Note to readers!!! It was princess D's idea to call me Roshel Ngaba...which I don't mind I like her soppy song which is my personal anthem anyways but I hate my other name Paulina so I stick with Roshel hahhahaha....although it's too screaming fag! Why can't we have masculine name Princess D? I want Rik, it's my blog name anyways!!

For now it's Roshel

ANG MGA MARJORIEs -KLASIFIKASYON

PANGASIUS/CREM DORY

BLUE FIN TUNA

SPANISH MACKEREL

"MARJORIES"

TERMINOLOGY FOR CUTE GUYS WITH EXRA TALENT

Ang mga Marjories ay may 3 klase......

Blue Fin/Yellow Fin, CremDory/Pangasius at Mackerel.....

Noong mga early 60's kapag ang almusal mo sa umaga ay spanish mackerel with spanish sardines sauz.....isa ka na sa mga pinakamayamang tao sa buong Pilipinas.....hahahahahaha mayaman daw oh??? Ang mga Blue Fin/Yellow Fin naman nakikita mo lang sa mga sosyalang 5 STAR HOTEL restaurant.....BLUE FIN STEAK.....pag feeling mong sosyal ka at mayaman......CREM DORY/PANGASIUS......ito ngayo ang pinaka "IN" thing dahil sa mga nawawalang tuna sa karagatan ng PACIFIC OCEAN.....para may comparison tingnan nyo ang mga larawan.....

Ganyan din yan sa mga Marjories.....Marjories ang mga tawag namin sa mga Mhin na maganda ang katawan, cutie, built, sosyalan, konyo, at kasama na rin dyan ang mga nag kukunwaring konyo.......hahahahahahahaha.....Bakit Marjorie?????...para naman di mahalata ang mga mahaderang REYNAs......QUEENs nga diba? kaya sosyalan ang dating.....

Jusko!!!! sa katuwaan namin ng Amega naming naka base sa UK......at walang ginawa kundi mamili ng mamili ng mga mamahaling bags, shoes, at magshopping ng magshopping damit, relos, alahas, and take note.....ang pinaka mahal sa lahat ha......"ANG MILYONG DOLLAR SMILE NIYA"habang nagbabakasyon dito sa Pilipinas....ay marami kaming nakita sa aming pag-iikot....at eto na nga at nakilala namin ang 3 MARJORIEs.........

3 KLASIFIKASYON ni MARJORIE....

SPANISH MACKEREL

Ito yong mga tawag namin sa mga Mhin na mahilig makipag sosyalan, maki halubilo sa mga ALTA- SUSCIUDAD????? Jusko kung di mo pa maintindihan yan...bumalik ka sa SPANISH 101 mo.....meron bang ganyan? alta susyudad? hahahahahaa tama ka nga....kung di lang ALTA PRESYON ang abutin mo sa kanila .......

Ito yong mga tipong nagpepretend na....jusko type ka nila....they'll make you head over heels.......kunwari...gusto ka....kunwari...liligaw-ligawan ka...at kunwari.....gusto ka at mahal ka nila......hay makuha ka lang sa tingin....yan ang mga style nila....jusko...parang mga isdang budburon....alam mo yon???? Ito yong mga Mhin na kung titingnan mo talaga...Jusko tutulo ang mga laway mo at talagang na para kang ginagayuma............... Ang diskrepsyon nila talagang....talentadong pinoy.....PERFECT PARTNER.....

Pero di kaya sila joining you for a free ride lang????? What do u think??????

BLUE FIN TUNA - YELLOW FIN....

Ito yong mga tipo ng mga Mhin na Professionals......malinis....mababango....magaling magmahal....at susuyuin ka.....hay parang fairy tale na liligawan at at susuyuin ka ng todo todo para lang sa matamis mong "OO"

These are the guys of your dreams...mala PAPA P???? PAPA PIOLO DAW O??? Papa nga ba si Papa Piolo? talagang papable ang dating....

Jusko kapag ganito ang partner ko....pagsisilbihan ko sya ng buong buhay ko....basta ba mamahalin nya lang ako ng buong buo at walang kaagaw?????

Masarap sila magmahal....ang problema mo nga lang sa kanila....Di kaya sila TOO GIRLIE???? napaka prim and proper nila....nakapa VAIN???? sabagay uso na ngayon ang MALE VANITY??? KAYA NGA MAY MGA MEN's MAGAZINE na ngayon.....ANG TAWAG SA KANILA NGAYON...


METROSEXUAls.....

O baka (BI/HOME) uso na ba yan?????? hay buy muna bago ka lipat sa home......

Tama ba ang Hinala naming mga REYNAs?????

at ang pinaka huli sa lahat.....

CREMDORY/PANGASIUS

Ito yong mga Mhin na matitinik sa lahat......hahahahahahaha di pwedeng hulihin kasi jusko ang daming naghahabol....Ito yong pinaka "IN" thing sa lahat....dahil sa pagka-ubos ng mga tuna sa Pacific Ocean.....jusko....sabi ni Lord....kayong mga REYNAs ha....bibigyan ko kayo ng isa pang pagkakataon....ayan....MGA CREMDORY/PANGASIUS...

Alam nyo ba kung anong uri ng mga ISDA TONG PANGASIUS???? isa syang catfish....na akala mo lang kay pangit pangit nyang tingnan.....pero kapag natikman mo sya....JUSKO...HALLELUYA KA TALAGA SA SARAP......hahahahahhahaha

Mga matitinik sila.....they are the WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL MEN......hay HANGGANG dream lang talaga ang mga Mhin na to....kapag kaharap ka...OO na lang ng OO ang sagot mo at wala ka ng maisip pang iba.....singaling sila ni ROMEO.....at sing talino sila ni ZEUS.....at sing perfect body sila ni ACHILLES....At sing yaman sila ng SULTAN NG BRUNEI............




PRICE CATCH KAYA SILA??????

sa tingin nyo ba...sino ang mga MARJORIES NYO?????

HALA PATI MGA TULIRONG REYNA di rin makaisip kung sino sa kanila......

JUSKO....


By: Queen Natifa